Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
