There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Randomize
