Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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