Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
His nipple licking is glorious
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