That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Still dying that you shit outside
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
tell me about the eggs
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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