i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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