you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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