weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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