can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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