Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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