:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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