Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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