Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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