okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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