went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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