Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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