How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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