At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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