Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Randomize
