he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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