hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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