Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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