Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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