he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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