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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Boobs are out for the taking
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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