No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
And the cops told us we were all naked.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
