I want to stick my p in your. b.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I licked your asshole in confidence.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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