if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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