Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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