..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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