Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
