She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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