Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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