I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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