i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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