You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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