Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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