Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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