'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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