this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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