You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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