only if we run a train.
done.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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