Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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