I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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