Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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