She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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