So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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