Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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