the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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