laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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