Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
