She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
the liver wants what the liver wants
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
When are your genitals available?
Randomize
