Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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